Friday, 31 August 2012

Eyebags and The Lost Aria

The Lost Aria was discussing about problems with eyebags...

So... I used my epicful research skills that I have acquired over the University years.

Introduction:
Eyebags, also known as dark eye circles, or periorbital dark circles, panda eyes, racoon eyes, Requiem's eyes, Sunglasses eyes, it is something cosplayers and pop stars such as Britney Spears, Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber dread.
This condition may be hereditary or it may be acquired, it may also be produced by crying with non-waterproof eyeliners.
 (Notice how this panda has black eyes)

Etiology of Eyebags:
The periorbital skin is very thin, so vessles can be seen under the skin, kinda like before emo people slit their wrist, they can see the vein running under their skin on the anterior aspect of their forearm.

Pathophysiology:
Some people are born this way. Lady Gaga even made a song about it.
Some people don't sleep enough, or eat badly, or they smoke. No scientific evidence was found whether smoking weed or smoking cigarettes make a difference to dark circles.
(Notice how Lady Gaga has no black eyes)

Other things like liver pathologies, anemia, hay fever, fluid retention, asthma, or eczema may contribute as well.


Non-Pharmacological Treatment:
1. Sleep well. Which means you are not allowed to play WoW or PWI at 4am.
2. Eat healthy

Alternative Treatments:
1. Sliced cucumbers on eyes. You may also walk out like this and pretend to be a zombie.
2. Potato. Apply potato on eyes. yes.
(This is the most beautiful potato I found through google images)


Strange interventions:
1. frozen spoon. You put the spoon on your eyes, with your eyes CLOSED.
2. cool teabags
(The spoon is watching you)

Pharmacological Treatments:
1. under eye cream

Other Treatments:
1. Make up
2. Photoshop


Now, to show off my amazing vancouver reference technique:
[1] Nocturne's guide to no dark circles Author: T.L.A. Nocturne et al Year: [2053]www. nocturneissoawesome.com [website][2] Nocturne is not on drugs at the moment... Click to expand

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